Random Encounter!
by Evil Asian Genius
TITLE: Random
Encounter!
CHAPTER: One-shot, 400 words for the April
Fool's Challenge.
AUTHOR: Evil Asian Genius
RATING:
R. You'll see.
SPOILERS: Gensoukai, Kamakura.
WARNINGS:
It's a wonder they don't put me in front of a UN Tribunal on
charges of crimes against humanity.
PAIRING(S):
N/A
SUMMARY: My momma told me, you better watch out for
area attacks.
DISCLAIMER: Yami no Matsuei belongs to
Matsushita Yoko
It had
started off innocently enough.
Tatsumi and Watari had
realized that with the help of the Ultra Ofuda Plus 3000
cannon (‘Spengerer-san #3’) and the shadow dimension, they
could exorcise Nagare and pop Yatonogami out into another
world where it couldn’t harm anyone else
anymore.
Except this was no ordinary world.
This
was a world with three syllables.
Gen Sou
Kai.
Then, it was discovered that mid-fight, Hisoka
managed to defeat Yatonogami, who had somehow managed to fall
into the middle of Hisoka’s epic battle royale with
Kurikara.
Again, not a big deal. Just a lucky blow at
the right time. It cost him the battle with Kurikara, but
still, one powerful Shikigami was as good as another, right?
At least it wasn’t a cactus.
In the end, though, it
wasn’t really that good of an idea.
Especially not when
Muraki was involved.
“Tsuzuki!” Hisoka ran over to his
bleeding partner who had taken the brunt of the blow. “Are you
all right?!”
“I... I’ll be fine!” Tsuzuki coughed up a
gout of blood. Hisoka looked up, and glared at
Muraki.
Muraki smirked. “You won’t be able to defeat me
now, boy.”
Hisoka’s eyes nearly glowed with the force
of his anger.
"Don’t underestimate me, Muraki. Scales
that slither, tentacles in the darkness, ancient god that my
ancestors defeated. Come forth! Yatonogami!!"
Within
seconds, the snake shikigami’s tentacles had spread out
throughout the abandoned warehouse, first grabbing Muraki and
ripping off his clothes.
Then it went after Tsuzuki,
who screamed the entire way up as the tentacles picked him up
and bound his limbs, gagging him so he couldn’t summon his
shikigami.
And a night watchman who just happened to
poke his head in to see what all the fuss was
about.
And Hisoka.
And basically anyone else
that it could get its hands... er... tentacles on. A few sleeping
winos, a crazy homeless man...
It was the area attack to
end all area attacks. Of course, as Yatonogami had been denied
for some time now, it took its sweet time enjoying all its new
prey.
Several hours later, Hisoka dragged himself up,
sore and dripping. He was shaky, but still alive. Muraki lay
crumpled in the corner shivering and crying, and Tsuzuki was
nearly unconscious, a little dribble of drool or some other
liquid coalescing at the corner of his mouth as he stared
blindly at the ceiling.
“H-ha! I win!”